Bob Mayer: Complaining is not a business strategy: Bezos, Amazon & Darth Vader

Some brilliant insights into the Amazon/Hachette publishing controversy from Bob Mayer in his latest blog post!


Breaking Up With My Boyfriend



In the beginning, he was a bad boy — but strangely irresistible. The sort of man you felt almost compelled to obey.



Then he reformed. He became dashing and daring, trim and handsome beyond belief. He rescued damsels in distress, followed his own quirky code of honor and wore some amazingly tight pants. fillionfirefly1




And sometimes no pants at all!





Then he hit the big time, and for a while, it was grand. The book signings, the card games, the feisty, sexy sidekick who spoke Russian and knew how to handle a gun. I didn’t even mind that she was a girl, or that she wasn’t a very good actress.


She was almost as cool as he was, and they seemed to be having such fun together. And she could kick some butt. It was a fun ride.

But now, six years on, the thrill is gone. The worst thing possible has happened to Nathan and to Castle — success. An excess of success, in fact. The old reruns are on constantly, and the network just keeps on renewing this ratings powerhouse. The writers keep producing scripts and the actors keep acting, but I have a feeling the incredible greed of everyone involved is the only real reason Castle continues to occupy airwaves. Does anyone really still care at all whether these two crazy kids finally tie the knot?

Around Season Four, I stopped caring. And frankly, it looked to me like Stana Katic and Nathan Fillion didn’t much care anymore either. But I kept watching, because they were like old friends. Boring old friends, but friends nonetheless. After all, they still sometimes made me laugh and Nathan was still Nathan.

This season, they really had me going for a few episodes. This was going to be the BIG SEASON. Finally, those two crazy kids really WOULD tie the knot! The entire season was built around it. And the finale was almost note-perfect. A return to the quirky humor and wacky shenanigans of early seasons. And a surprise visit from every sci-fi geek girl’s favorite lovable goof, Eddie McClintock. After discovering she’d drunk-married Eddie some fifteen years earlier and going on a quest to dissolve the marriage, Beckett at last stood in a palatial vacation home in the Hamptons, donning her mom’s wedding dress for the big day. The setting was perfect and the outdoor wedding in the garden could have been a lovely finish to the episode, the season, and even the series.


But no. The Powers That Be decided to repay six years of fan loyalty and an entire season of romantic build-up with a flaming car wreck and a missing Rick Castle. Because apparently, there is no fate more boring and wretched than finding your soulmate, recognizing that person as such, and — well, you know — settling down. Ewwwww! Better to make everyone think the hero is dead in a flaming car wreck than to do something as icky as have him get married.

I would like to think that Nathan did his part. I would like to think that he at least questioned it a bit, that he glared at the writers when they gave him the last page of the Season Finale script. Maybe he arched his eyebrow in that manly way and lowered his head (so that he could get down to their eye level). Maybe he even said: “Seriously? Are we seriously doing this?” And then probably he talked to his agent and cooler heads prevailed. And good for Nathan, because once this show ends, he’s probably going to be set for life financially. So I don’t blame him at all.

But I just can’t stay with him anymore. I’m breaking up with my boyfriend. Next season, I won’t be tuning in to find out what really happened to Rick Castle. Because as far as I’m concerned, he made it to the Hamptons on time and in one piece, married his sweetie and then Castle faded to black for good. THE END.

Cue spin-off series featuring Ryan and Esposito.



Spring Has Sprung

At last I have emerged from hibernation mode! I know how eagerly you must have been waiting for me. I’m hoping to get a full-length blog post up sometime this month, but it’s been crazy around here. Winter went on forever, killing my beloved Sue Subaru in the process. Then there were floods. Then I got a new job. I think. It’s complicated, but more on that later. However, I am beginning to suspect I work for Froghammer. What? You don’t know Froghammer?!?! Then you’re obviously not a “Slings and Arrows” fan, and you should be. Everyone should be.


And last but not least, Dr. Cooper is very much in the thick of graduation fever, suffering many, many bouts of senioritis along the way. So it’s been an eventful time, even if none of those events involved finishing a novel.

On the plus side, I’ve banded together with two fellow writers and dear friends to form our own anarcho-syndicalist writers’ commune. Also known as 3WriterGals. We’re releasing a boxed set of our summer-themed romances and who knows what we might get up to next?! Check out our Sizzling Summer Boxed Set and more about my fellow gals.

And now back to Graduation prep. More on writing as soon as I have time to do some 😉


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