All Apologies

I know, I know. I took that little break in Lent and found seventeen other ways to waste time, and I’ve barely been back here since. I warned you about my attention issues, didn’t I? But I’m back and this week I’m starting a new revolving series of posts: ~ Buried Treasure highlights widely ignored […]

Apocalypse Next Week

Holy Christmas Mania, Batman! Has it really been nearly an entire month since I blogged?!?! Why, yes, it has. I know you’ve all been clamoring for new insights from me into how to avoid zombies when the apocalypse happens next Friday, but I have to tell you — it’s probably not going to be a […]

Will Canadian Zombies Be More Polite Than Other Zombies?

Because, you know, Canadians are always so darned polite. And cheerful and clean too! And good looking. See?     Oh, wait. I’m getting distracted again, aren’t I?         So why my interest in Canadian zombies today, you ask? Because The Girls’ Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse reports that the Canadian government […]

The Zombie Thing Again

Found this buried in one of my albums on Facebook.   I tried canning once, but it was hot and messy and then I kept worrying that I didn’t do it right and the food would kill us when we finally ate it. So when the zombies do come (which will be soon, I just […]

Zombies and Ferris Wheels, or More Irrational Fears

So Castle is apparently tapping into my brain while I sleep and basing their episodes on all my not-so-secret fears. Or somebody there is reading my blog! How cool would that be??? Whoever it is, tell Nathan I said, “Captain.” He’ll know what I mean. But now, about this tapping into my secret fears thing: not […]